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If you have thought to try your hand at gambling online, here is some guidance:

First, understand that if you are a citizen of the United States, many banks and credit card companies will not let you directly fund a casino account. So you need to find a casino that has funding availability for you, the U.S. citizen.

Second, when you do find a casino, play with “play money” awhile so you can familiarize yourself with the software. Most casinos will have you actually download their gaming software to your computer. Thereafter, you need not surf to and log in to their site to play, just click an icon on your desktop.

Third, be aware that the online gaming business is very competitive – they all want YOU as a new customer! So they will offer incentives such as matching your initial deposit up to as high as $1,200 with free money from them.

Read the fine print before signing up: how do they pay out your winnings to you and how quickly? Check if they offer toll-free customer support – most do.

Baccarat, poker, blackjack, keno and other traditional casino games will all be available to you online. In addition, there are sportsbook sites which allow you to place wagers or bets on virtually every sporting event in the world, including NFL footbal, MLB baseball, NBA basketball, NHL hockey, horseracing, NASCAR and special events such as the Superbowl and Triple Crown. Some sites even take wagers on the outcome of presidential elections, major criminal trials and more!

Your best “bet” is to visit a gambling web portal site that will offer you education and guidance. These sites know where the best bonuses are for first-time players, can explain the intricacies of funding your accounts, and also offer sports odds lines and a wealth of other information to give you a fun and profitable online gaming experience!

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Many players seek to increase their chances of winning at roulette by using roulette systems, but there are two reasons why they don’t work.

Roulette Is Random Game Of Chance

The house always has an advantage because roulette is a game of chance. Roulette systems will not be able to achieve anything over the longer term that can cancel it out. The casinos are smart and even put rules in place to prevent you getting an edge. Let’s look at an example:

The House Advantage

Money management and roulette systems cannot affect the house advantage on any bet, nor guarantee that you will win more money. The house has an advantage before you apply a system and has that same advantage after you apply it. The house edge does not change. The house always has an advantage; you cannot change it, or manage it.

Roulette Money Management

The Martingale system is a money management system, (and is the most popular in online roulette), in which the dollar values of bets continually increase after losses, until you win.

The Martingale system is a simple system and looks in many ways very logical. It is based on the probability that losing an infinite number of times in a row is not possible.

Usually applied to ‘even money’ bets, it says that you should double up after each losing bet until you win. However, casinos are wise to this and impose table limits that are described below. That aside, let’s look first at how the Martingale system works, and its flaws.

Let’s use even-money bets. Now let’s look at an example of the Martingale system in operation with a $5 bet and $500 table limit.

You bet $10.
You bet $20.
You bet $40.
You bet $80.
You bet $160.
You bet $320.
You bet $640;

Sorry you have exceeded your table limit game over!

The Flaws and Drawbacks of the Martingale System are Obvious:

Each Spin Is Random Event. The martingale system works on the premise that you must win eventually, and this is correct, (assuming an infinite number of events!), but a losing or winning streak cannot be determined in advance.

If you had a large bankroll and could carry on forever you would of course probably win at some point, but casinos are wise to this and take action.

Table Limits

All casinos have minimum and maximum table limit to prevent ongoing doubled up consecutive bets. In the above example it was min $10 max $500, which allows only six bets of this kind, and six or more losses in succession are not uncommon.

Once the table limit is hit, the use of the Martingale system is over and your money is lost. Casinos are not stupid, they play with the odds in their favour and table limits ensure this.

The fact is that with table limits and the system’s reliance on luck, the Martingale system is not really a viable money management system at all.

What Can Be Done To Cut The House Edge and Make Profits?

Roulette systems for money management are common and none of them work.

However, you can take simple steps to ensure your money lasts longer and that give you greater chance of winning. These include placing bets with low odds, (betting red or black means you will win for example 45% of the time), and there are bets with even greater odds of success.

You also need to play the right wheel with the right rules.

To find out about these and other ways to increase your chances of winning, visit our website: http://www.online-roulette-strategies.com

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Blackjack is one of the few games where you can get an edge over the casino.

This is something you can learn and profit from quickly and easily.

Before you learn to card count however, you need to be familiar with blackjack basic strategy, the system that all card-counting strategies are based upon.

Here we will introduce you to why card counting works and dispel some common myths.

Card Counting Myths

Before we begin lets dispel two common myths about card counting:

1. Card counters do not memorize every card they have seen dealt out of a deck or shoe, and card counting does NOT need to be complicated.

In fact, simple systems can be very effective. It is the logic the system is based upon, NOT its complexity that makes a system successful.

2. Card counting also does not allow a player to foresee with certainty what card will be dealt out the deck next.

Card counting is simply a probability theory NOT a predictive theory.

While it puts the odds in your favor longer term, short-term losing periods occur for ALL players, so be prepared!

1. Why card counting works

Players who use correct blackjack strategy with a card counting system can beat the casinos edge.

The reason for this is simple. Low cards favor the dealer in blackjack, and high cards favor the player.

Low cards favor the dealer because they help him make winning totals on his hands when he is stiff, (has a 12, 13, 14, 15, or 16 total on his first two cards).

2. Card Counting Your Advantage over the Dealer

In casino blackjack, you can stand on your stiffs if you want to, but the dealer cannot. He has no choice to make but you do, and herein is your advantage.

Rules of the game require that he hit his stiffs no matter how rich the deck is in high cards that will bust him.

It is the fact that you have choices and he does not, which can give you the edge in blackjack.

3. Card Counting Increasing The Odds Of Hitting a Blackjack

The high cards favor the player not only because they may bust the dealer when he hits his stiffs, but because the 10s and Aces create blackjacks.

Although blackjacks are of course, evenly distributed between the dealer and the player, the important fact is that the player is paid more (3:2) when he gets a blackjack.

4. You Don’t Need To Count All the Cards

In card counting, you do not have to count the numbers of each of the individual card values in order to know when you have an advantage over the casino.

You only need to know when the deck is rich or poor in high cards i.e the cards favorable to the player.

5. Card Counting – You Have To Act On Your Advantage!

Card counting by itself can reveal when you have an advantage, but to maximize your profits you need to vary your bet size up when you have an advantage and down when you don’t.

For card counting, to be effective you need to ACT and capitalize on the situations that are favorable to you.

6. Card Counting Technique Learn It In 5 Minutes!

So how does a blackjack player actually card count?

There are many different techniques; some are difficult to master, while some are easier to learn.

In fact, you can learn a simple effective card counting method in just 5 minutes!

To find out more on how to play blackjack and maximise your winnings visit our site: http://www.Blackjack-Card-Counting-Strategies.com

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The world does not run on absolute certainty, yet the strategic decisions we choose affects future outcomes somehow. The irony seems amplified with those who understand little toward statistical expectancy. Having adequate grasp of this subject makes a more informed investor for any business or personal desires.

The concept is simple.

E = Expectancy

P(w)= Probability of winners

S(w)= Average winner Size

P(l)= Probability of losers

S(l)= Average loser size

E = [P(w)*S(w)]-[P(l)S(l)]

E.g. let’s look at New Zealand finance companies. They pledge to provide retail investors a slightly above the government bond interest rate as long as their own investments do not experience corrections or draw-downs. Historically speaking, credit markets have a positive correlation to the general economy, and the world has experienced at least 2 years of recession each decade, or 2 out of each 10 years. From this we can conclude that these companies will not end every single year profitably.

I.e. the rough probability of a losing year is then 2/10=0.2 or 20%, and the probability of them ending each year profitably stands at 1-2/10=0.8 or 80% at best. They offer retail investors annual rates of roughly 9.x% (I’ll round it up to 10%) in the years they make performance targets, and in a bearish year the average investor looks to take a loss of 30% to 70%, averaging 50%.

So can the average retail investor “expect” to profit over the long run using these companies?

Probability of a profitable year: (80% or 0.8)

Average investor profit: (10% or 0.1)

Probability of a bad year: (20% or 0.2)

Average investor loss: (50% or 0.5)

E= (0.8)(0.1)-(0.2)(0.5)

E=0.08-0.1

E= -0.02

A negative expectancy suggests a net loss will likely occur in the long run. In fact the average roulette player has a less negative expectancy than the above; in other words you would likely lose less money playing roulette at the casino than investing with the finance companies.

To make profit or receive greater reward consistently, you need the odds on your side. Having a positive expectancy remains one of few ways to verify that. So learn the math, and make wiser decisions.

Rocko Chen
The Mathematical Think-Tank
http://matdays.blogspot.com/

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